Sex and Love: Add another to the score

Add another to the score

By seriously? - 25/02/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 323

You deserved it 35 581

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 136

You deserved it 432

By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 819

You deserved it 1 976

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 058

You deserved it 20 901

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 010

You deserved it 12 784

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 823

You deserved it 5 522

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 139

You deserved it 229

By kayla53 - 29/02/2016 16:17 - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 136

You deserved it 2 141

So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 217

You deserved it 130

By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 672

You deserved it 7 985

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 242

You deserved it 17 028

BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:31

What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:34

Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly

Comments

doggie3 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:05

Haha. Sorry.

sebster5858 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 23:08

haha #10 I wuz thinking that same thing lol

taycandy96 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:14

u slept with him after a week...u r easyyy

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Friday 16 April 2010 18:18

He thought u had a mutual understanding.

G_thelegend 0

Monday 11 October 2010 7:38

well you shouldn't sleep with guys you don't love and know don't love you.

beginnersluck 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:28

you're sleeping with him when you LIKE him , you

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 16 January 2012 9:35

The bar aint exactly the best place to find a bf/gf.

aj_alex 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:33

Sorry but that somewhat makes you a ***** and YDI !!!

Viciously_Me 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:33

Sleeping with a man that early into meeting him will show that you're in it for the fun, not the long haul. Beware, once you're bumped down to booty call status, there is no going back. Sucks considering this wasn't your intention. Look at the bright side; you know what a complete asshole he is.