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Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34341) - you deserved it (7677)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

#5 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:20pm by wolfe37

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You sound like a 14 year girl in a Disney sitcom. Oopsie! ise clumbsy
*shrugs* *trips over feet* *Bambi legs sprawled out* *falls down mine shaft* O Gollies!

#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:26pm by mercyFML

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