Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

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  • yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

    #5 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:20pm by wolfe37

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  • lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

    #11 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:26pm by GuyWithAGuitar

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