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Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39376) - you deserved it (8380)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

#5 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:20pm by wolfe37

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lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

#11 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:26pm by GuyWithAGuitar

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