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Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35452) - you deserved it (4544)

On 08/13/2009 at 12:49pm - animals - by animalover - United States (Georgia)

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You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.

#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:07pm by Intoxicunt

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At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:06pm by iLIAMMM

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