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By  Bekll

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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Nathan nice compliment. You should use that one next time you're at the club. See how far it gets you. And make sure you don't accidentally pocket dial while rubbing the trouser snake to FML profile pictures.

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95,91 you're both fucking losers. you should suck each other in a homoerotic 69 so you get head at least once before you die.

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Sounds more like a FHL to me... "Today, my brother butt-dialed me while masturbating..." Yeah, that sounds worse to me.

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Hhahahah, that sucks! I've pocket dialed my mom when I told her I was with a friend and I was with other people smoking a blunt hahahah. I feel your pain sorta.

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That's why nobody in Utah will marry a virgin. "If she's not good enough for her family she's not good enough for ours. "

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Because I'm Mormon you dipshit. it's a screen name I've always used, shut the fuck up, like your screen name HAS to mean anything important. What would you have said if my screen name is ImThePresident? Nothing different I assume. It's a dumb name people use, so chill -_-

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What the he'll are you talking about a magic hat idiot! I have never heard of that before, if you don't want to believe the truth fine! Just quit making up crap stories to make you feel better!!!

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Hahahahaha fuckin Mormons xD I say as I smoke a cig. I would never be able to follow a religion made up by a cattle theif (yes Joseph was a cattle theif)

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I'm a Mormon, and proud to be one too. But it appears to me that you dont know ANYTHING 'bout the LDS religion, so I'm going to kindly ask you to not talk if you dont know anything bout us, because it's pretty obvious that you don't!

By  Bekll

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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He pocket dialed her, so it was in his pocket. I don't know about you, but I keep my phone in my pocket when I'm not using it.

Well, OP, just be thankful it wasn't an iPhone 4 and called her on FaceTime....if it was, oh my god fuck both of your lives.

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