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Today, I was walking my friends dog around the neighborhood, as I was walking I noticed a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was ok but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

#298417 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (56464) - you deserved it (14320)

On 03/13/2009 at 2:19am - animals - by the_dog_sitter (man) - United States (California)

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