Animals: Multitasking

Multitasking

By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 975

You deserved it 25 028

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 080

You deserved it 110

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 241

You deserved it 1 015

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 755

You deserved it 25 580

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309 076

You deserved it 65 776

By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 897

You deserved it 5 682

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 141

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 139

You deserved it 10 277

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 086

You deserved it 4 050

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 911

You deserved it 3 346

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 176

You deserved it 46 898

not1 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:05

goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/

dol567 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

You should've kept hold of the dog!

Comments

chrono_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:49

why does this one say FLM

Katbot 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 3:31

Today, I was on FML and was posting a FML story about how my dog died. And I typo-ed FML. FML. Lmfao.

deuce_wild 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 4:31

not to be an asshole or anything, but i think you should maybe change you user name...

ancientmudkipz 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:07

maybe if you brought the dog over it would make the girl feel less hurt and a little more cheerful.

ashleyy_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:14

I don't understand why your first reaction was to let go of the dog and run over there. Why wouldn't you just walk over there with the dog and see if she's okay?? And for all the comments about her being more important, she fell off a bike, calm yourselves. Kids fall off bikes all the time, and no where does she say it was some horrendous fall with flips and things, which it obviously wasn't because they said she was okay, so there's no need to be in such a rush to get over there. And #43, that is just the stupidest argument ever. There was nothing so tragic that we needed to put the dog in danger just because some girl fell about a foot off her bike. Seriously, lets risk a dog that isn't even yours' safety, because that girl, who is fine, is the most important thing in the entire world. And your fourth point, you pretty much described a shark. If the dog was that insane, why would the friend be walking it?? Pretty sure the dog wasn't Cujo. I get it was an accident and that really blows, but still, maybe think a little more before you act the next time a situation arises.

Jareth_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:44

You couldn't take the dog with you? Weak.

3daysgrace 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:14

dont be dicks. it was impulse that the person let go of the dog. buy a new one. im amazed to see how many people give a flying **** about it. let it go.

babybuns 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

WHAT THE ****?! IS THE DOG OKAY?!??!?!!?!?

BEB131 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:36

YOu misspelled FML.....FYL

cj_gurl 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:05

I'm sorry that happened to you. You were trying to do the right thing and there was an unfortunate accident. You did not mean for the dog to get hurt. I hope you feel better soon.