Animals: Multitasking

Multitasking

By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

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You deserved it 25 028

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 080

You deserved it 110

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 241

You deserved it 1 015

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 755

You deserved it 25 580

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309 077

You deserved it 65 777

By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 683

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 142

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 140

You deserved it 10 277

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 086

You deserved it 4 050

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 911

You deserved it 3 347

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 176

You deserved it 46 898

not1 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:05

goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/

dol567 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

You should've kept hold of the dog!

Comments

shinychexmix 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:42

omg is the dog ok?

humorizer 14

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:37

How's the little bitch doing? Oh, and the dog? How's the dog?

13BlackCat 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:50

um, why not take the dog with you?

gdiddy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:40

"... FLM ..." FML

mercedeslove 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:06

a kid fell off a bike and you left a dog for this? I don't care if the kid died, never let go of a dog. I hope you get hit by a truck and so does the girl for being a retard who can't ride a bike. little kids are so worthless and always mess everything up

arcangel81 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:56

are you people serious? It was kid. A kid is more important than a dog on ANY day. Y'all are probably the assholes who want to use abortion for population control to save all the endangered species on this dump of a planet.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Friday 3 April 2009 0:06

LOL whats wrong with you people? he left a DOG to help a LITTLE GIRL. I wish there were more people like him! were i live, the real world.. people are more important than dogs!! Your all idiots!! @64# the little girl, obviously @7# Your comment made me lol. Your dog died. big effing deal, its an animal. it died years ago. Your pathetic. @59# Youre an idiot. If my friend told me that that happen, i'd be upset.. maybe a little annoyed at first but then i'd be like.. its okay, i would of done the same thing You guys are all idiots. I hope no little girls fall of there bikes near you, as you apparently value dogs more than humans. I take comfort in the fact that you'll end up alone with 32 cats.

karissaaa 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:11

poor dog D:

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:02

if the girl was little enough to need help, where would her parents be? she was just riding in a busy street by herself? and FYL? the dog was the one hit.