By teecrafter2038 - 12/03/2015 14:07 - United States - Port Chester

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 411
You deserved it 3 650

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teecrafter2038 17

Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.

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MrSassypants 32

So you're saying you're neighbor tried to be a thug and mug a pug but you had to tug the dog away from that crazy bug and you were going to call the police but instead gave a shrug? That psycho really needs her own dog to hug.

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nwaugh72 12

What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.

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whoredom 21

It's a doggy dog world out there. She almost got her paws on your furry friend but I guess she's in the dog house now. Maybe now she'll quit sniffing around...

CheesyPotatoe5 8

I think you mean "dog eat dog" world..

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JskTheFork 14

#17 That's what I thought until she made all the other dog puns

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doodlecloud 26

23 Yeah but dog eat dog would've been a pun anyway...why change it?

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Rich531 21

I'm sorry. I typically love puns, but this comment is just bad...

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gallifreyanqueen 10

I think the doggy dog bit is from Modern Family

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Jason89 15

that was a RUFF attempt #2, wouldn't you say? i mean people just BARKED at you for that comment of yours.

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mellajella 14

73- you don't have to capitalize the puns. We can see them just fine.

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nwaugh72 12

What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.

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star14394 20

Always a good start to the morning..but no seriously call the cops

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cek727 16

I wonder if a judge would grant a restraining order.... cause that's just beyond creepy and inappropriate.

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MotoGP_Fan 11

I bet she'd still try to dognap again.

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elyssa112 6

I was seriously just thinking that . That woman is nuts !

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