Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
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Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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laurenasabutton 26
3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.
Welshite 39
Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over. "Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."
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Comments (53)
Drifting 21
Some people just don't know when to let go of pets....I'd say it's time FYL lol
Misswildsides 22
And this is why you don't let someone move in after just three months. You're always going to learn about something that wasn't brought up before. Good and bad.
SwaggCapone 11
Maybe it had something to do with his drug addict roommate. maybe that's why he moved in after 3 months
laurenasabutton 26
3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.
MrConcise 34
At least he didn't propose, amirite?
royalsgrl 14
He may of needed to get out of his old apt ASAP if his roommate was a drug addict and she offered who knows
Welshite 39
Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over. "Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."
Drifting 21
Best comment ever lmao!
KVKdragon 26
There's a button for that -_-
SaturnV 25
^There's a button for that as well. (The cycle of redundant, down voted comments continues).
deepunder 17
Ignoring the other comments here. One More Tale(intended pun)-and this other cat here killed a shark but died from parasites that he got at the public pool.
tiptoppc 19
“And this one’s a siamese cat. Had to run off the road to hit him, they’re quuuiickk…”
websphere69 27
Are you sure it was the roommate that is/was a drug addict. Very weird if you ask me.
ohSNAPyall 26
The incessant staring of the cats drove the roommate to drugs, and madness.
x_the_lancer_x 13
I would be like "Just... Just no..."
firefighter925 18
OMG no you so wouldn't. That's crazy (sarcasm)
VeganVampyre 26
One bad comment does not necessarily deserve another, you know.
theaaxis 27
bet next time you'll wait a bit longer to move in...
TheGewt 7
Maybe the cats aren't really stuffed, but high out of their minds?
Infinity1337 11
Here kitty kitty kitty!
The_Piquerist 7
3 months and never seen his previous residence? Poor choice on your part. YDI
AngrySailor 17
Run. You're next...