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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved in to my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36203) - you deserved it (10858)

On 06/07/2013 at 1:12pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.

#2 - On 06/07/2013 at 8:59pm by laurenasabutton

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Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over.

"Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."

#3 - On 06/07/2013 at 9:01pm by Welshite

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