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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 04:00

Today, I think I found out just how many times I've ordered through UberEats when my delivery guy told me that, "We should stop seeing each other like this!" with a chuckle. FML

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Same thing different taste

Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML

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By CheeseLover - 02/12/2016 00:44 - United States - Spring

Today, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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By Neuronerd - 19/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my Uber driver tried to detour my trip home to take me on a date to Waffle House, even after I showed zero interest and talked about my boyfriend non-stop. FML

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Timing is key

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 08:04

Today, we live in a society where an Uber Eats order arrives a lot faster than the authorities. To make things worse, the Uber Eats order arrives screwed up as well. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 02:04 - United States - White Plains

Today, I woke up feeling like I was on top of the world, until I got to work and I was demoted. Then I ordered Uber Eats for lunch, the driver was late and gave me the wrong meal. The worst part was when I got home and was dumped by my girlfriend via text. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 08:01

Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML

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Calling it quits

By Frouse - 28/09/2018 22:02

Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML

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Uber out of there

By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By _guy_j - 06/09/2015 03:11 - United States - Glendora

Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML

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Lurker1 9

Monday 29 July 2019 6:23

The Uber driver was hitting on you...

MissMizery 19

Monday 29 July 2019 5:39

Sounds to me like he was asking you out tbh

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 July 2019 4:36

There goes his 5-star rating! You can tell customers they’re fat and hope to get good ratings.

MissMizery 19

Monday 29 July 2019 5:39

Sounds to me like he was asking you out tbh

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 29 July 2019 6:01

I never get the same guy twice and I was doing Uber and Uber Eats for a while when I had no car.

julfunky 29

Monday 29 July 2019 12:18

When there aren’t many Uber drivers in your area getting a repeat one is normal.

BigSissy 14

Monday 29 July 2019 18:39

Once I called to order a pizza and the kid on the phone said, “You guys sure order a lot of pizza!” I live alone.

Lurker1 9

Monday 29 July 2019 6:23

The Uber driver was hitting on you...

DrSamba 7

Monday 29 July 2019 22:59

I met my first wife that way. She delivered pizza to my dorm room.

alycion 38

Tuesday 30 July 2019 7:28

During hockey season, mine waits in a car until a stop in play. I tend to order in a lot on the away stretches.

millsjoshua949 12

Saturday 11 July 2020 20:47

Maybe he was flirting.

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