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Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (1995)

On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better

#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 3:06am by irishpassion16

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Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.

#3 - On 09/03/2012 at 3:08am by annie_nk

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