By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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irishpassion16 6

Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better

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annie_nk 22

Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.

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GUNN1313 3

I have a 120 pound hybrid and an 88 pound hybrid both of which would hide behind me to protect my wife. That is why when I go out into the world I don't rely on my dogs but the foresight that something could happen and that is why I brought my firearm to defend the ones I love.

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pittyfinny 4

That's why I put the trust in my pit. Sweetest thing ever but guarenteed he'd help me out

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AndriaLeeB 5

What's crazy to me is the fact that a mugger had the balls to attack someone with a 90 pound shepard, they're usually a deterrence, no??

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xalba 9

My Shepard, is 130 and highly protective and jealous. She would of had his balls. :)

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IPoopedOnU 12

I have a German Shepard too, but he is more like 120 pounds. (He's not overweight) and he doesn't know to help when there is danger.

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chinagirl3343 8

Yeah most dogs will not protect you if they are not in their territory. A woman was killed while running where I live and she had a german shepard with her too. Don't rely on them. Have another form of protection on you.

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bryan788 29

You might have been lucky with because if your dog would have ripped them a new one. They would have hired some douche bag of a lawyer to sue you for pain and suffering.

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khildebrand2294 9

Maybe you should stop feeding your dog as much and start disciplining it like a real dog owner should and you won't run into this problem again!

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blacktower 13

What a stupid mugger who mugs a guy with a dog that could out run you or hurt you lol

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knick64 7

Well he obviously knew that it wouldn't hurt him not all criminals are total dumbasses most of them are douchbags though

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