By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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irishpassion16 6

Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better

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annie_nk 22

Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.

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jwbfml 11

I have 5 dachshunds that will destroy some ankles.

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bunny911 16

I have six Dachshunds. Three of them would gladly shred someone, the other three would roll over and ask for a tummy rub and failing that they'd just leave. My Rottweiler X red healer would slink up and ask for a tummy rub, the border collie would just eyeball them from a distance, and the lab X Newfie would likely nut the guy in an attempt to be friendly.

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livamour 17

You must spend a lot on dog food and vet bills....

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biglittlehead 12

Dog hoarder much?

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iamabamf 17

80- So if someone had a lot of kids would they be a...kid hoarder?

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stormer461 13

"Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed Abe wagged his tail at me" doesn't sound so bad. Sounds pretty cute. "as a guy mugged me." Oh

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Abe wagged his tail at you? Weird... He did the same thing to me.

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cosmosis 12

What??? You too? ... Shit man! I thought i was the only one!

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lidsthesquid 4

Why did you feel the need to repeat what we just read? ;_;

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UmmOkay91 0

guess he wasn't a mean dog after all.

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P1P_BOY 6

the dog was in on it dont be fooled by his looks. But seriously you had some terrible luck

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Boob_fml 6

Dog: Good to have if you want a best friend. .45: Good to have if you don't want mugged. Know the difference ;)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Automobile: Use to hunt and run over said mugger in an act of overkill. Sorry, I just have to add it.

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P1P_BOY 6

Taser: for when you want to keep them alive yet make then unable to move.

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llamafish 25

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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AholeCop 11

Don't blame the dog, the mugger probably wasn't wearing a track suit.

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