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TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

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What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

#2 - On 06/20/2012 at 12:51pm by amyrules99

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Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

#5 - On 06/20/2012 at 12:52pm by gTOtheT

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