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Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (5808)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

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What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

#2 - On 06/20/2012 at 12:51pm by amyrules99

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Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

#5 - On 06/20/2012 at 12:52pm by gTOtheT

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