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Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

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A leash law...for CATS?

Where the hell do YOU live?

#1 - On 10/29/2011 at 6:10am by Mirorbo

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In that case, you should get a tiger

#6 - On 10/29/2011 at 6:18am by shemseyy

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