Animals: Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was...

By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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What? It's Caturday!

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that the reason my neighbors have been giving me weird looks while whispering to each other lately is because I've started walking my cat on a leash, and this is apparently "a cause for concern about my mental health." FML

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Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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Cats rule, dogs drool

By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By suspicious - 05/07/2013 02:26 - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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Karen has concerns

By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2016 04:29 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Cat Burglar!

By Aimee Lutz - 19/10/2017 22:00

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 29 October 2011 12:10

A leash law...for CATS? Where the hell do YOU live?

shemseyy 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 12:18

In that case, you should get a tiger

Comments

mattlw 25

Monday 8 April 2013 2:27

Sounds like grandmaw needs a flaming bag of shit on her porch.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Monday 8 April 2013 7:43

YDI. I don't understand why people think it's okay to let their cats roam the neighborhood. Keep it inside.

YellowKettleBell 31

Wednesday 22 January 2014 2:42

Does this mean there is a tax-payer-paid official somewhere, complete with a Fisher-Price badge; a "cat monitor" who is charged with making sure all cats are on leashes or their owners fined?

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:55

Keep that shit inside. ydi

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 24 August 2014 23:13

Why not keep an eye on your cat in case he poops in someone else's yard?

HedgeFox90 26

Tuesday 18 August 2015 6:13

How do you not know that?! Just an FYI from someone who was aware of their town's leash laws, it'd probably be a good idea to carry their rabies vacc. tags when they're outside... You'd be surprised by how offended some dog owners can be that you dared to take your cat outside...