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Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9763) - you deserved it (79050)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

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I don't blame him

#1 - On 04/19/2011 at 10:08am by Sadieladean

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You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

#9 - On 04/19/2011 at 10:13am by DocBastard

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