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Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (2691)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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poor dog

#3 - On 12/11/2010 at 5:47am by BoredomKillsinc

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keep it...dogs are man's best friend after all

#5 - On 12/11/2010 at 5:50am by Naitras

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