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Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

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If I dress for the job I want, I usually get thrown in jail for impersonating a police officer, and getting arrested is the exact opposite of what I wanted.

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If I dress for the job I want I will end up getting arrested for showing up naked to a school. Hey, it's not my fault that a teacher wants to be a porn star.

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Well, he was late because he went to get new sunglasses. I guess you could say he was, quite literally, FASHIONably late.

Did he have a David Caruso CSI Miami pun that he wanted to say about your grandpa? Insensitive ass.

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"sorry im late but my car.....was DEAD YEEEAAAAH" nope I dont think he wanted to do that

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

There is nothing worse than a disrespectful person at a funeral. The priest at my grandma's funeral tried to crack a joke which made the whole experience even worse than it already was.

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