About Vespergreen
I got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    48%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    142%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    60%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    20%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    21%
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Vespergreen's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 September 2014 18:24 / United States - White Plains

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

By the3goatlady / Monday 1 September 2014 16:22 / United States - Madison

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

By anon / Sunday 31 August 2014 15:14 / United States

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

By emilyparker / Monday 1 September 2014 02:55 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

By disappointedjamaican / Sunday 31 August 2014 18:44 / United Kingdom - Coventry