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The_ace1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

By sampaloompy / Thursday 8 January 2009 08:32 / United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

By teacher - / Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:50 / United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

By mc_dreamy / Saturday 21 August 2010 16:49 / United States

Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML

By uhoh901 - / Thursday 25 March 2010 11:07 / United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one that's in my math class, noticed me, regardless of me hiding. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 March 2010 22:44 / United States