About Slender_gab
._. I play football ⚽, my life is all about football ⚽⚽⚽❤❤, and a forward and a goalkeeper I can also play as a midfielder :D
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Slender_gab's favorite FMLs

Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML

By Homeless - / Monday 9 March 2009 12:12 / United States

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

By Sarah - / Thursday 9 April 2015 20:24 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

By nothesisforme / Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:01 / France

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Even after several hours I wasn't able to climax. My girlfriend now thinks that I don't like her body, and the reason I couldn't orgasm is because I don't like having sex with her. We spend the rest of the night in silence. FML

By TheFreyzy - / Friday 20 February 2015 07:40 / Switzerland

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

By mybfthecrossdresser - / Tuesday 20 January 2015 15:08 / Australia - Scarborough