About Sig4life
Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor. I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.
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Sig4life's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

By jill - / Tuesday 25 February 2014 16:59 / United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 November 2014 16:28 / United States - Portland

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

By fredfredburger - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:45 / United States - Imperial

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

By failed dad - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:30 / Greece - Athens

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

By sadbuttrue. - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 01:06 / United States - San Francisco