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Sarah8909's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

By Lio / Wednesday 12 November 2008 05:25 / France

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

By Nancy / Wednesday 10 March 2010 18:42 / United States

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

By smarie09 / Saturday 6 March 2010 22:44 / Canada

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

By Timv86 - / Tuesday 16 February 2010 08:18 / Australia

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

By city_girl - / Thursday 4 February 2010 06:34 / United States