About Not_a_robot
Okay, maybe I am a robot. I was a bit dissapointed that I could not set my title as mayor, but just so you all know, I am mayor of crazy town. One of my favorite things to do is buy a bag of peanuts and a bag of walnuts and have them legally married. That way, two things of the same family (the nut family, that is) are married. I am also part of that family (the nut family, that is). Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomizer. Antdisistablishmentarianism. Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious. I pride myself in trying to be fair to both sides of the situatuion, so don't be hasty to be rude to me for trying to get the whole story rather than the few sentences that makes the FML.
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By Anonymous / Thursday 2 May 2013 06:29 / United States