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I'm mediocre, at best.
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Natalea_rae's favorite FMLs

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

By NoScrubs / Friday 31 October 2014 05:10 / United States - San Francisco

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 18:30 / United States - Bakersfield

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

By fuck right off - / Saturday 4 April 2015 17:32 / United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

By looking4newvenue - / Monday 23 February 2015 20:49 / United States

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

By whovian / Thursday 25 December 2014 15:17 / United States - Gorham