About N3rdzgotskillz
I'm Olivia, I'm doing an MA in Creative Writing and my favourite emoji is that little face that has its mouth hanging open in horror. I love it. I'm big on feminism, cider, politics and the Simpsons. I'm super fun at parties. No, I've not met the Queen; no, I don't eat scones every day (sadly) and no, I don't want to see your penis.
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N3rdzgotskillz's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

By harambae - / Sunday 11 September 2016 17:10 / United States - La Grange

Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML

By FastTurtle9 / Tuesday 24 May 2016 20:10 / United States - Long Beach

Today, according to daycare, my son is behind in his potty training curriculum because we are not "celebrating his natural bodily functions" enough. He turned 2 a week ago, and he peed on our bed last night because we're trying to meet this demand. FML

By NotThePotty / Monday 19 October 2015 10:15 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

By ColdStones - / Monday 20 October 2014 08:50 / Norway - Bergen

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

By sober - / Thursday 12 February 2009 02:09 / United States