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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

By airbiscuit - / Monday 21 January 2013 12:36 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I realized I'm so lonely that I get comfort from hearing my neighbor snore through my apartment wall. FML

By LilRedRiding_27 / Sunday 13 January 2013 07:24 / United States - Northridge

Today, I was making wedding plans with my fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML

By CaitiieBuggs / Sunday 13 January 2013 07:22 / United States - Portland

Today, while reading an erotic story I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

By frustrated / Sunday 13 January 2013 06:39 / United States - Miami