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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Mysmjas's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

By nutcracker - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 09:28 / Slovenia

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

By Lizzielollipop816 - / Thursday 18 February 2010 06:38 / United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

By unfortunate419 - / Wednesday 17 February 2010 07:30 / United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:48 / United States