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Macnaughty's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 April 2009 04:12 / United States

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

By gassymomma - / Monday 28 April 2014 16:58 / United States - Sparta

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

By thanksdad - / Sunday 16 March 2014 19:28 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 March 2014 18:53 / United States - Wellsville

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

By emergencyroom - / Saturday 15 March 2014 12:21 / United States - Parkton