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By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford
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By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford
By roundtherose - 13/10/2013 01:59 - United States - Anchorage
By mattrd - 08/10/2013 21:04 - United States - Lititz
OP here! First off, for all the people inquiring about what the costume is, it is a plush dinosaur that his legs go into and his upper half sticks out of it. You can see a picture of it if you search "dinosaur" at costume express. And the issue isnt that he loves the costume, in fact he hated putting it on at first. The issue is that he wants candy and he wants candy RIGHT NOW. Thanks for all the suggestions. But now that a day has gone by, the costume is in a closet and he seems to have forgotten all about it.
By meganmagee - 16/09/2013 18:47 - United States - Barnesville
After maxing out our credit card on a salt water tank, Mr. Shelly has a permanent home here with Megan, Tony, and Ansleigh Magee.
By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej
Thank you everyone for then encouraging words and sympathy for me. I would like to say my mom is one of the greatest people in my life and is very intelligent. She had been dating my dad for 2 years before and they got married and they are still married. She is certainly not a dead-beat mom. I think she was just being spiteful when that happened. She apologized later. She taught me that what she did is not what I want to do in my life. Sure what she said got me down, but outside dating I have a great life!