About Kaet
no cavities, no stds. no consistency, no follow through. i like peoplewatching. unextraordinary.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    46%
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    3,064%
  • The return of the thumb

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    9%
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    0%
  • A new thumb

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    50%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    17%
  • One more and it's business time

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    12%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    19%
  • 50 quality comments

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    14%
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Kaet's favorite FMLs

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

By mainche / Tuesday 20 January 2009 07:13 / France

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 December 2015 11:47 / Australia - Canterbury

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

By facepalming all the way - / Sunday 19 July 2015 06:02 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

By mobigomo / Wednesday 27 May 2015 06:48 / United States - Seattle

Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML

By mosaicevolution - / Saturday 3 January 2015 04:04 / United States - Decatur