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Galt's FML badges
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    37%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    80%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    75%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    62%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    95%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
The list of badges to find
Galt's favorite FMLs

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

By grandson of a p.o.s. - / Thursday 14 March 2013 22:04 / United States - Somers

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

By frozensolid - / Thursday 24 January 2013 21:25 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 January 2013 17:04 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 3 February 2013 16:27 / Serbia

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

By Female - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:16 / Australia - Elsternwick