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I don't like most people, so good luck. 3.17.13 ∞
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Female_troller's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 January 2009 05:42 / France

Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

By MrKento - / Monday 8 April 2013 23:16 / Honduras - Tegucigalpa

Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML

By La Guigne / Monday 8 April 2013 21:10 / United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

By Anon - / Monday 8 April 2013 22:04 / United States - Bowling Green

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

By Zxz / Monday 8 April 2013 21:51 / Canada