About Ebonyirony
?????????????????????????????? childfree and happy obsessed with Russian Blue cats. mine is Annabel Lee, aka Abe. Waitress at Dorsia. I hate modern art. I go to an art school. I'm a jeweller Steam: queenofthedweebs™ People I like on FML Hiimhaileypotter Enslaved NoorFML DocBastard Baustigt Perdix
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Ebonyirony's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By overly nationalistic redneck - / Saturday 19 October 2013 19:37 / Norway - Ytre Arna
By (-__- ) ( ^.^) - / Friday 11 October 2013 21:00 / United States - Minneapolis
By carla6991 / Wednesday 9 October 2013 20:16 / United States - Dade City
By Loner_Lou - / Monday 7 October 2013 22:51 / United Kingdom - London