By polluxdc - 10/01/2014 08:20 - United States - Portland
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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial
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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach
OP here. Yeah, I was joking, they aren't always the most sophisticated of jokes, but it gives one a sense of where the kid may or may not be coming from. The kid, unfortunately, was not joking, and I had to explain a few things to her. Thanx for the comments. For those of you who said stop joking around and do your job...it'd be a mighty dreary place if there was no humor (lame as it may or may not be). It IS a portion of our job. This post was mostly meant as a, "f" all our lives if this is what the future holds.