About Davincidasecond
Weeeeell, I'm a: Senior in college. Rugby player/fan. Comic book geek. Guy who comes on FML to laugh. Just a few things (out of thousands) to know about me. Feel free to shoot a message. But please, no creepers.
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Davincidasecond's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye 7 years of friendship. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 12 October 2015 14:29 / United Kingdom - Hassocks

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

By brokeforever - / Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:23 / Latvia - Riga

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

By jackie89 - / Sunday 10 August 2014 19:26 / United Kingdom - Redruth

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

By jayswizzle89 - / Tuesday 29 July 2014 07:58 / Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

By whoops - / Friday 1 August 2014 20:45 / United States - Vincennes