About Bluegoldfish
You know whats nice? Cheese. Seriously, go out and buy some. Go on. Get off fml, step AWAY from the computer and go up to the shops and get yourself some cheese. Any old cheese will do. There are all different types. There's soft, squishy white cheese, or blue cheese, or yellowy orange cheese. You really can't go wrong. Sliced cheddar is pretty good. You can make sandwiches with it, toast it, microwave it and eat it out of a cup (no really you have to try this), anything. Its nice with vegemite. Its even got calcium and crap so animal fat aside its kind of healthy. And its yellow. Yellows a nice colour. Yellows the colour of giraffes. Which are also pretty cool. I would kill for those legs. Lucky bitches.
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