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Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

By lance / Saturday 10 April 2010 05:00 / Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

By stupid_airbag - / Monday 13 August 2012 08:06 / Australia

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

By ryanharp2 / Friday 27 July 2012 05:05 / United States - Conway

Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML

By Gremlinswife - / Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:25 / Canada - Chilliwack

Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML

By falafalo - / Saturday 14 April 2012 04:08 / United States