About Bansheebomber
Well, there's not really much to tell. I live in Mormonville (Utah), but I'm not Mormon. Makes things tough sometimes. I really like Apple products. I speak a lot of French and Spanish, and a very limited amount of Mandarin. PM me if you want, I might check the website every so often.
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Bansheebomber's favorite FMLs

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

By Oily - / Friday 16 December 2011 09:08 / New Zealand

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

By brownunderwear / Wednesday 14 December 2011 03:45 / United States

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

By scammed / Sunday 18 December 2011 05:18 / Canada

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

By DocBastard - / Saturday 17 December 2011 02:29 / United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

By anne - / Saturday 17 December 2011 03:46 / United States