About Alycion
Sarcasm is such a lost art form on some. It makes me cry. The husky that you see is Sid. He is 2. No, it is not cruel to keep one in FL. Their coat protects them from both hot and cold. Sid is my second husky. I love the breed so much that I recently started fostering them. Life is never boring with them around.
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Alycion's favorite FMLs
By gassymomma - / Monday 28 April 2014 16:58 / United States - Sparta
By Anonymous / Saturday 19 April 2014 01:19 / Norway - Mo I Rana
By fartz - / Saturday 31 August 2013 06:04 / United States
By polebitch49 - / Friday 14 March 2014 20:45 / Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 09:11 / United States - Sanford