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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    38%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    13%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    23%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    16%
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Aback's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 April 2009 17:55 / United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 December 2012 00:31 / United States - Rocklin

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

By kise / Wednesday 28 November 2012 06:20 / France - Paris

Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 November 2012 00:25 / New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

By nekkidness - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:06 / United States - Carthage