About Zodiacalcoma7
I like to wonder why the world is so sad when it doesn't have to be. Reading FML gives me some insight.
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Zodiacalcoma7's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

By itisthedude - / Thursday 10 September 2009 23:17 / United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

By Terminator101101 / Thursday 30 May 2013 23:06 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

By possibly fucked - / Sunday 22 June 2014 20:34 / Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

By awilson - / Friday 11 September 2009 18:26 / United States