About Thedistance567
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You saw my Papa Johns uniform and now you're wondering if you should order some amazing pizza haha! Anyway I'm half Caucasian and half Somoan and as a result I'm confused with almost every other ethnicity. I live in Northern Virginia and it sucks haha! Cars, food, and animals are things I love. But yeah...anyway
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By soon to be divorced - / Thursday 24 October 2013 20:06 / United States