About Theabstract
Just another FML-er here to enjoy the misery of others. :D
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Theabstract's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

By Amsterdamned13 / Friday 13 September 2013 19:02 / Netherlands - Leiderdorp

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everything which turns me off. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 13 September 2013 06:53 / United States - Prairie City

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 4 September 2013 17:28 / United States - Dell Rapids

Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

By down trodden - / Thursday 5 September 2013 07:45 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

By swana99 / Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:39 / United States - Woburn