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Th3firstb3arj3w's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 June 2014 06:42 / Canada - Regina
By caught out / Saturday 26 April 2014 23:29 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

By the long distance guy / Tuesday 8 April 2014 07:56 / United States - Waterbury
By fuckyouharddad / Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:24 / United States - Sacramento