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  • Consolation prize

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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    80%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    27%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    13%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    12%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    59%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    12%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    44%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    84%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    22%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Sportsfan86's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

By yummy / Monday 30 May 2011 03:34 / United States

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

By Zx6r - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:42 / United States

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 September 2011 13:56 / United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

By Andrew - / Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:46 / United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

By Kathryn / Monday 8 August 2011 23:58 / United States