By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth
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By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth
By sm@rtie - 03/01/2009 08:38 - France
By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington
By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm
Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)
By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 05:23 - United States
McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)