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I love my girlfriend and my car. That's it
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Silvergtp99's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

By Skidmark Sally / Sunday 7 October 2012 21:41 / United States - Las Cruces

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

By Stevski - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:08 / Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

By Salvation711 / Sunday 15 April 2012 15:29 / United States

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 April 2012 07:24 / United States - Everett

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 22 March 2012 06:40 / Australia - Saint Marys