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The last Type 40 in the Universe
27 years-old
Tuesday 30 June 1998
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About Sawabear

Hi! My name is Theta, but you can call me Doctor. Now you may ask yourself, "Doctor Who?" And let me tell you, I never get tired of hearing that. I live inside a device called the TARDIS which stands for... Well, it's my timey-wimey detector. I can travel through all if time an space. I'm originally from Gallifrey, my home planet. My best friend is the Master, but I lost him in the Time War. Those damn Daleks had to ruin everything. I was in love with the Master... And they took him away from me. But anyhow. I have two hearts, and a fob watch that contains a human soul. It allows me to become a human when I am in danger as a Timelord. I'm in my tenth regeneration, and I hope to stay this way for a while. I'm 900 years old, aaaaaaaand..... Oh yeah! I can take you anywhere you want to go. Anywhere. Travel with me! Be my companion. I have a key to the TARDIS... But that's only for full time companions... But if you wish to come along... Allons-y!

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Snorlax - 13/04/2013 04:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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By zahra_786 - 11/04/2013 09:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

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Thursday 11 April 2013 22:48

Hey guys OP here! I loved reading the comments! So this was the first week or so he had moved in, so I set up my playstation 3 for us and the other three flatmates to allow him to get to know us and speak to us since he was new here! When I kept beating him, he started shouting stuff in Italian (he's a foreign student) and then at the end he started using my religion as the reason for my win! LOL. I also beat his ass on FIFA..but he had no ridiculous excuse there ! :Dp.s. he's hopefully moving out soon so its all good!